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Signs as things Ron Swanson has said
Aries: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.
Taurus: There’s only on thin I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Gemini: I know what I’m about, son.
Cancer: Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Leo: I regret nothing. The end.
Virgo: I am not usually one for speeches, so goodbye.
Libra: When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Scorpio: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.
Sagittarius: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
Capricorn: There is only one bad word: taxes.
Aquarius: If any of you need anything at all, too bad.
Pisces: I can’t go because I don’t want to.
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